Yes, you’re reading that correctly. I actually went to Domino’s Pizza. The national chain. The one where employees filmed themselves sticking mozzarella up their nose and farting on salami. Yes, that one. They have this ad campaign, and the slogan is “Oh, yes we did.”
Domino’s, I’m here to say, “Oh no you di’int!”
I went there because Domino’s claimed to have a new, revamped pizza. They say it won taste tests over Papa John’s and Pizza Hut (not that that’s saying a whole lot). After I ordered the pizza, I took some pictures of the place (empty, obv) and sat down at one of the tables inside and watched people pass by. I started to feel uneasy at the stares I was getting. What were they thinking of me? Who is that guy ordering Domino’s pizza? What is he doing? Doesn’t he know this is Manhattan? The best pizza in the world is within walking distance of this place! I literally felt ashamed. read more …
