Me : I am drunk
Me : and you gteto talk to drunk paatrick
ExGF : I love drunk Patrick!
Me : heeeeey
ExGF : I was trizashed last night
Me : thre last time I remrember talking to you drunk was fophomore year Me : and I waled asround a fresakinn girel’ds HS because I was so frusdtreated
Me : because you were asleep orewouldn’t talk to me
Me : do you remember the time I aM TALKING ABOUT
ExGF : What?
ExGF : What does this mean: “and I waled asround a fresakinn girel’ds HS because I was so frusdtreated”
Me : hahahahhahahahahhahaha
ExGF : What were you frustrated for?
ExGF : Were you sexually frustrated?
Me : I walked around a private girls’ schol because I was frustrated with what you thoughht was
Me : no oitalacs meant
ExGF : With what I thought?
ExGF : You’re sloppy, dude. This is hilarious
Me : I don’t tremeember
ExGF : Right, so you walked around the girls’ school because you were frustrated about what?
Me : I was frustrated abiytbytou nbot believing me about omething
ExGF : Hmm– I don’t know what it is I didn’t believe
Me : I don’trrenmember either
Me : there was a time where I was IMing you fir a while and you refused to talk to me
Me : what the hell did I say anyway?
ExGF : I don’t remember why I would have refused to talk to you
ExGF : You mean then or now?
Me : then
Me : after vanelntines
ExGF : How can January be after Valentine’s?
Me : it was after I Imed you one night and i SAID somenting I should’5t habe or something
Me : it was march or so
ExGF : January, February, March– good work
ExGF : I have no idea. I have always been pretty moody
Me : I’ll chslk it up to that
ExGF : . . . not to the fact that you were probably an asshole?
Me : maybe
ExGF : You did say something mean to me after we broke up, but I can’t remember what it was
Me : that;s the time
Me : well, not something like “I oldy did it to provbe I wasn’t shallow”
Me : which was some kind or reeeeeeeeedonculous slam,
Me : I feel bad avout that
ExGF : Only did what?
Me : went outwith this gril
ExGF : You mean you did it with an ugly chick or something?
Me : linnsdsay kay … she wasnt’ ugly, she just wsn hot
Me : IyamwhatIayamand that’sallthatIyam
Me : OK, gon to bed
ExGF : You’re funny, eminem
Me : Ithat was popeye
ExGF : goodnight drunk Patrick
Me : talk to you doon
Me : I mean, not soon
ExGF : Not soon?
Me : drunk patrick doesn’t come on that often
