My favorite sign in Rice To Riches has to be “No Skinny Bitches.” Partially because it rhymes with the name of the place, partially because I like my women with a little meat on ’em, and partially because they just don’t lie to you here. The signage is quite a refreshing change from everything else you see that says how healthy their crap is and how low carb or saturated fat free everything is. My current favorite is the Hellman’s label with the large print proudly displaying 0 NET CARBS; like mayonnaise is such a healthy thing to think I’d be worried about a goddamn carb or two.
Cotton Candy, now with 0 TRANS FAT! Eat the shit out of this cotton candy and then hit the park with your Ironman stroller. GET SOME!
One of the other things I thought was interesting – there’s a list of items that they charge for, and one of them is “indecision.” Come on! Look at this: read more …
