Highlights from the weekend by Friend A:

Me “Cockblocking” Friend B by asking if he’d like a drink when he was talking to some chic.  (his Gill-ish game is very easily shaken)

Highlights of the weekend by Friend B:

Friend A “Cockblocking” me by stumbling up to me and the chicks I was talking to, half-boxing the girl out, and asking them if they liked the shocker and then having no idea why I was like “what the fuck, Friend B”?

Names changed to protect the innocent

-Hagan