I visited the printer in my office about 100 times in the last two days. Of course I had to load the paper a couple of times, and the printer always told me “Load Plain Letter.” Well, it got pretty boring working back to back fourteen-plus hour days, so I’d been making up songs at random when I saw the message . . . I never knew the actual lyrics to the part in “Sweet Dreams” by the Eurythmics where Annie Lennox jumps an octave and says something like:
LOAD PLAIN LETTER . . . moooovin on. LOAD PLAIN LETTER! Moovin on.
I gotta know right now, would ya load my plain lettttaaahhhh?
Or the ballad from The Who:
When the printer is out I say LOAD PLAIN LETTAH! Plain lettah-plain lettah-plain let!
They’re not all gold. You got a better one?