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I am in love with the MSN Internet Access girl. Evey time in my sent message confirmation window, she’s there smiling as if to say “Patrick, (yes, you, in zip code 12180 born on May twenty-first) Thank you for using Hotmail. I really have an affection for Hotmail users, especially Hotmail users with many Hotmail accounts! MMMMMmmmmmm . . . I am getting all hot just thinking about you and your multiple e-mail accounts! You know what would really turn me on? If you signed up for our Broadband Internet Access. I’ll give you my number if you sign up! It’s my REAL number . . . “

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