Celebrities can’t cook pizza for shit, but it was completely entertaining. They forgot to put the cheese on one pizza. David Cassidy was slicing it for five minutes while I was in line. I truly wanted to get a bash in with Canseco. I tried to ask him for that favor without sounding patronizing. I don’t care that he and McGwire did steroids; you had to back then.
They charged me $20 for a slice of chicken pineapple pizza. I wonder where the money went to, because they clearly had no clue what charity they were promoting. Some goober from 106.whatever country came down and made a big deal out of giving $2,000 and tried to get an interview with one of the Big & Rich guys.
This stuff really should be called surreality TV. Obviously I’ll be tuned in for my cameo.
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