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Dude walks into a DC restaurant for some lunch and sees some familiar faces arguing at a corner table. So he asks the waiter “Excuse me, is that President Bush and Colin Powell?”

Waiter says “Why yes – they come in here all the time.”

Dude decides he absolutely must introduce himself so he goes over and stammers “Mr. President, Mr. Secretary, this is such an honor! So why all the arguing?”

Bush answers “Colin doesn’t like the political implications of my new plan to nuke 40,000 Iraqis and one blond with big boobs.”

Dude says “Why the blond?”

Bush punches Powell on the shoulder and says “See? I told you nobody will care about the Iraqis.”

Remember Kids There’s no Hope with Dope

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