I get back to my computer this morning, and someone has left this message on my computer regarding my resume:
Someone: Ok, so I am looking at your resume
Someone: And dude, you cannot mix “dean’s list” with “fantasy sports leagues”
Someone: It’s just not cricket, baby
Someone: If they want to know about your personal life, they’ll ask you
Someone: But a fantasy sports league doesn’t so much make you look cool
Someone: And everyone donates blood
What do you guys think?