I get back to my computer this morning, and someone has left this message on my computer regarding my resume:

Someone: Ok, so I am looking at your resume

Someone: And dude, you cannot mix “dean’s list” with “fantasy sports leagues”

Someone: It’s just not cricket, baby

Someone: If they want to know about your personal life, they’ll ask you

Someone: But a fantasy sports league doesn’t so much make you look cool

Someone: And everyone donates blood

What do you guys think?