Nothin’ gets you goin like a good, old fashioned Muslim Beauty Pageant Slaughterfest! Yay America?

You see one side, and you think it’s bad. Then someone on what’s supposed to be “your side” comes along with his equal social totalitarianism to the statements made by the actions of the people you’re not supposed to like. Granted, I think his statement is funny in a South Park sort of way; he’s just not my number one nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize.

That message board is gold, though. I want to describe it using a reference to The Jerry Springer Show, but the description eludes me at this time.