This site is the best . . . for me to poop on. And what the heck was up with that MTV VMA stuff with Eminem, anyway? From our friend, Triumph:
I only wish Eminem could relax and enjoy all he has: his unique talent, and his smooth white hair, which brings to mind a beagle’s nutsack. He should lighten up…I mean, my mom was a bitch too, but I don’t go writing songs about it.