There’s a fish story coming up next week. And let me tell ya, it’s a whopper.

It’s about a man who goes by the name of Flounder. It’s a little like Sleepers without the ass-raping or murder, or the accents . . . or the girl . . . OK, so it’s not really like Sleepers at all. It’s revenge exacted by two downtrodden college teammates. You’ll like it.