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Friend X: Do you ever think of something dumb and then add a “.com” to it to see if it’s a real website?

Me: All the time

Me: That’s how I found Suck.com

Friend X: Haha

Me: I read it every Wednesday for like, four years

Friend X: Well, I just tried PoopShoot.com

Friend X: It said “coming soon”

Me: Hmmmm . . . Try PoopChute.com

Friend X: I think I’d be pissed if I jumped out of a plane and someone replaced my parachute with a poopchute

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