Top 50 IRC Quotes from the link to the left named Whacked in the Bored section. The quotes are all excerpts from conversations had in Internet Relay Chat rooms. Here’s an excerpt:

asr: ‘fo sheezy.
Sabboth: what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from ‘keeping it real’ and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the ‘streets’ as it were.

There are a bunch of over-the-top dork quotes, but most of the humor is understandable.