Me : The guy at the restaurant on the corner just assaulted me
Curt : What?
Curt : Get out
Me : He said he wanted to be friends
Me : So I said “OK, we are friends.”
Me : Whatever
Me : And then he grabbed my leg
Curt : WHOA! Uhhhhh
Me : I was like, outta here pal. Now.
Curt : You gotta punch that jerkoff in the face and run as fast as you can
Curt : That’s just nuts
Me : I have had dinner with him before; he’s the owner
Me : This time, he came to the restaurant all drunk
Me : His wife was there . . . I got the impression that she wasn’t too happy about it
Me : No shit she’s not happy if he hangs around touching dudes after he’s had a few
Curt : HA! Seriously. That is ridiculous.
Curt : They speak english?
Me : No, but I made the motions. She understood
Curt : You learning some Chinese now or what?
Me : Yi dian dian
Me : That means “a little”
Curt : Pretty good
Curt : But you better learn “I’m not gay” real quick
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