Pretty tables go dancin’ round Dreamweaver in my head; I wash my hair and I kid myself I code real smooth. Look over there . . . WHERE? Uhh, actually, your eyes don’t deceive you, it’s a new layout. Like it?

PS: I had to edit this post five times. It was only two frickin’ sentences and I had to revise the piece of crap FIVE times. I proofread an eleven page document this morning twice and it was flawless, but a two sentence blog post gets five revisions. I am a bona fide retard.

PPS: Make it six.