Yes, I gots a J-O-B. It’s my first day on the job. This place is a Portland area hospice care facility for patients with advanced stages of HIV and AIDS. People pretty much go here to live out their last days, which is why I feel like I am going to be smote from the heavens for this post. The fact is, when you get gems like this, the show must go on. So I sit down to answer phones (which is what I do for $9.75 an hour, which is pretty sweet) and I flip on the computer, and this is the desktop image. Don’t hate him ’cause he’s beautiful.