10 reasons you need these Lost Cupcakes:
10. I can only make one batch every 108 minutes
9. Hurley won’t hoard them (well, actually … he might)
8. They’re designed to withstand any and all electromagnetic incidents
7. If you’re ever stranded on an island, they’ll keep you looking healthy and well nourished for up to six seasons
6. If they’re eaten, they don’t come back as cupcakes in black
5. They taste great no matter what timeline you’re in
4. Once I send them out to you, they don’t have the urge to come back
3. Their vanilla essence pairs extremely well with a fine McCutcheon’s Whisky
2. Jacob said they were delicious (actually, he didn’t tell me, I just made that up because I wanted you to buy the cupcakes)
1. We are officially issuing a 100% guarantee (or your money back) that they won’t talk when the show is on
I partnered with AnnyCakes.com to make these cupcakes in anticipation of the Lost Finale. They were delicious.
those are very manly cupcakes that should be eaten in a man-cave
Yes, the black is quite strong there. Aggressive
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