I taught English this evening. I teach “Crazy English,” which is a type of learning style that has been popularized by this guy in China called Li Yang. The tenets of this system of learning are:
-Speak English as loud as you can
-Speak the English phrases that Westerners use
I am teaching directly from a book with the following words/phrases printed inside it: Damn it, Shit, Go to hell, Beat it, Get lost, and Ass. This was the lesson in which I was to cover that chapter. The students asked me about words and phrases that came up in American movies that they watched, and I wrote them on the board to show them the spellings. At the end of the lesson, I turned around and this is what I saw:
Son of a bitch . . . . . . Fuck
Suck my dick . . . . . . . Motherfucker
This was the most fun I have ever had being paid $12.50 an hour.