Someone in my facebook feed joined the group I WIll Never Eat Food That Looks Like Body Parts and it got me to thinking . . . what kind of foods naturally looks like body parts? Here’s what I came up with:
This one is a little bit of a stretch, but I think you will notice it; the carrot hand picking a carrot.
I don’t know what type of vegetable that is, but it is sufficiently heart-shaped to include here.
Chayote squash. Someone else called it a “Granny Vagina”
Is this a tomato asshole or a tomato belly button? I am conflicted.
Most of the pictures of food I found was related to the sexual anatomy. I mean, you can’t really see that one any other way. It’s the supposedly edible magnolia fruit.
Nothing like a little healthy competition.
Here’s the complete lower body of a man in parsnip form.
In carrot form . . .
And here’s a plum with the hots for its neighbor.
On to the females, this is a pummelo.
The obvious, Mussel Vagina
Don’t even say it.
I have to say that I’m not looking forward to becoming the number one hit on Google for “Oyster Vagina”