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Food Shaped Like People

Someone in my facebook feed joined the group I WIll Never Eat Food That Looks Like Body Parts and it got me to thinking . . . what kind of foods naturally looks like body parts? Here’s what I came up with:

Eggplant Face.

Eggplant Nixon.

This one is a little bit of a stretch, but I think you will notice it; the carrot hand picking a carrot.

vegetable heart
I don’t know what type of vegetable that is, but it is sufficiently heart-shaped to include here.

Tomato Nose.

Chayote squash. Someone else called it a “Granny Vagina”

Is this a tomato asshole or a tomato belly button? I am conflicted.

Most of the pictures of food I found was related to the sexual anatomy. I mean, you can’t really see that one any other way. It’s the supposedly edible magnolia fruit.

Nothing like a little healthy competition.

Here’s the complete lower body of a man in parsnip form.

In carrot form . . .

And here’s a plum with the hots for its neighbor.

On to the females, this is a pummelo.

Pepper Vagina

Cabbage Vagina

The obvious, Mussel Vagina

Don’t even say it.

Oyster Vagina

I have to say that I’m not looking forward to becoming the number one hit on Google for “Oyster Vagina”

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  • Liam June 19, 2011, 10:11 am

    I got here by typing “cabbage vagina” into google and found exactly what i was looking for. Have eleventy points.

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