I just read this today and laughed:

Putting a thermobaric warhead on a Hellfire costs $35,000 above the $57,000 cost for each basic missile.

And I’m sacrificing myself for science at $75 a trip. God Bless America!

Ifs I saves up enuff, I’s gonna buy me a thermowhatzit whozamajiggy! I’s gonna drop me a bomb da’day.

I be prez-o-dent!