Monster.com has some funny articles . . . This is the text of a resume I looked at today:

My main reason why I need a job is so I can learn responsible for myself and also I’m gettin older and I don’t need to depend on my parents for everything. So my ideal job would be to have comfortable hours and just to some money in my pocket. I would like to work in a clothing store or some in that matter. But it really don’t matter at this point.

(sic)