Have you ever heard the saying that, “If you don’t have a favorite child then you don’t know them well enough?” Now that you have, I think that that quote is applicable to a situation that I recently found myself in. I was spending quite a bit of time in a certain place and was blind to the rest of my options. I didn’t know what kind of amenities these other locations could provide to me, I didn’t know what kind of comfort and peace they offered, until I branched out and found my true place in life:
The stall to the right.
The fat guy’s shoes were under the door of my stall, so I left to wait the guy out, ventured back in and tired something different. And you know what? I’ve never been happier. This one’s got better lighting, the TP isn’t locked into one of those spin-retardant ovular roll things, there’s a shelf to put your drink in, and if you’re drinking out of a regular coffee cup, there’s a hole in the shelf to set it in! They thought of EVERYTHING! I thought I had it all figured out before, but I was sorely mistaken when I realized that I didn’t know my bathroom well enough.
My advice to you is to get to know your bathroom. You’ll thank me for it.
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