Tonight I was in a car accident. I’m OK, the guy was OK. My car is a little messed up, but come on; it’s DZ NUTZ. It can handle its biz-nass.
My roommate was in an accident at the same intersection earlier this week. He got a rental car this week because his car was totaled. Mine, however, is STILL off to the chunk, fixin’ to jihad a campsite (I’d link to the campsite’s site, but I don’t want any weird topless chicks calling up the campsite to put the kybosh on our jihad).