Man . . . Captain Lou Albano ain’t got nothin on this guy. I can just imagine Ron rapping the Do The Mario! theme song. How jaded would we be if the casting director decided to cast Mr. Jeremy instead of everyone’s favorite wrestling manager.

“Me and Luigi finally beat Bowser; so we get the key, go in, and this asian chick says ‘Sorry! But the princess is in another castle! To show my thanks for rescuing me, why don’t the two of you boys come over here so I can show my reeeal gratitude . . .’

Bow-chicka bow booowwwww

I’ve gotta find that one on DVD.

Thanks to Jason for the Hedgehog link.