If you’re a sports fan, you’ve gotta read MSNBC’s “Notes From The Field” by Michael Ventre. Here’s an excerpt:
Jeff Gordon hasn’t won a race since September 30th but insists his impending divorce has nothing to do with the slump. In an effort to recapture his old form, Gordon is considering a technique whereby he imagines his wife sitting in the passenger seat, insisting he stop for directions.
I’ve been reading him for years and the column never ceases to amuse me.