A Brush With Greatness

I was walking down the stairs at McFadden’s in DC and we were walking down the steps at like one step every three seconds. We get to the bottom of the stairs and there’s a couple guys looking like bodyguards blocking my way to the bar. I try to get around one of the big guys on the right. I say “excuse me,” to one of the guys, he just turns around and deadpan stares right through me. I say “Who is this, fuckin’ K-Fed?” He says, “No. It’s Vanilla Ice.”

Posted By Hagan