What do we have here . . . Animal dildos? The most interesting one by far is the THOR horse penis, of course.

But wait, it gets better . . . The customer appreciation section is pure internet gold. Here’s a quote:

I like the design and feel of the racoon cock, but the curve is a bit much for me to take the whole thing, but I’ll keep trying ;)

What’s with the emoticon there? Anybody?