Highlights from the weekend by Friend A:
Me “Cockblocking” Friend B by asking if he’d like a drink when he was talking to some chic.Â (his Gill-ishÂ game is very easily shaken)
Highlights of the weekend by Friend B:
Friend A “Cockblocking” me by stumbling up to me and the chicks I was talking to, half-boxing the girl out, and asking them if they liked the shocker and then having no idea whyÂ I was like “what the fuck, Friend B”?
Names changed to protect the innocent